funny texts to send a girl
To Love A Villain
by _Chickennugget
"Leave, you're free. Don't ever come back here again." She said, hoping he wouldn't return and she'll get to live Hael was shocked, "Are you abandoning me, My Lady?"Corvina Cory lived her first life like a typical villainess and the consequences of her actions were pretty obvious. She died at the hands of the person she was in love with. Yet she gets a second chance at her first life even though she didn't want it. She didn't want to face the man she was madly in love with again and she definite…
From a Beggar to a Bastard
by Linda_Wilyuhm
Elian, a beggar with nothing to lose, died tragically, only to awaken in the body of the despised bastard son of a powerful Grand Duke in the Arcanoria Empire.His second chance at life quickly turned into a nightmare when the Grand Duke’s household was executed, and Elian was sold into servitude as a courtesan.In this cruel new existence, Elian crossed paths with Izan, the enigmatic crown prince who harbored dark secrets of his own. As they grew closer, a forbidden love began to blossom, one tha…
To Bewitch a Devil
by zhiruyi
What are the odds that Zavian, the son of the devil, would fall for the only woman whose destiny is to destroy him?In the beginning of time, war broke out between the fallen angels and the devil, and the devil was defeated and cast into the underworld. During the war, Zavian, the devil’s son, turned against his father and joined hands with the other demons to defeat him, which made the devil kill his son's wife as a punishment for betraying him.But 500 years later, there appeared a woman slave w…
Sold to a Prince!
by Yolohy
In the land of magic and beasts, Sylvia was betrayed by her family and sold off as a slave. She was expecting the worst, but fortunately, it was a handsome prince who had ‘bought’ her! Who doesn’t love a charming, benevolent, and kind prince, not to mention ridiculously handsome? But, little did Sylvia know that the charming handsome prince was no angel but rather a devil in disguise! The calm, kind and good-hearted Sylvia found herself slowly changing under the devil's influence but worst of al…
How To Lose A Crush In 10 Texts
by Prînx_Austin
Step 1: Inherit a creepy old mansion.Step 2: Unlock a cursed system that makes girls fall dangerously in love with you… just by saying “hi.”Step 3: Learn that if you don’t reject them within 10 texts, something terrible happens.My name’s Ren.And apparently, I’m the “Catalyst for Affection-Based Catastrophes.”(Yeah. That’s literally what it said.)My peaceful new life? Over.Now I’m stuck in a house full of magically unstable girls:A sword-swinging elf.A fire mage with zero personal boundaries.A st…
Sending the Groom to Jail on My Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding
by Elegant Song
Su Xuan transmigrated into a parallel world and became a police officer!At his ex-girlfriend's wedding, Su Xuan boldly took out the handcuffs, offering the groom a three-day tour of the police station!Ex-girlfriend asked, "Su Xuan, have you gone crazy? If you wanted to disrupt the wedding, shouldn't you just take me? What's with arresting my husband?"With the Divine Criminal-Capturing System, Su Xuan would receive rewards for apprehending criminals!With targeted investigations, no criminals coul…
Saving the World in an Apocalypse-Style Text Game
by Senior Brother The Sword Crafter
Lin Xun unintentionally downloads a text game called "Book of Salvation".Leveling up and taking adventures is just standard procedure.Not only can he bring game items into reality, but he discovers that he can also bring game characters into the real world…Although the game difficulty is hellish, luckily, Lin Xun has an unusual talent.While other Apostles can only use one game character…Lin Xun is hesitating over which one of the game characters he should use.While other Apostles are still using…
To Love A River
by LouLou2
In a dystopian future where Vampires emerged from the shadows in order to stop humanity from becoming extinct, a young woman with a dark past meets a charismatic stranger.As time goes by Private Love Aikawa of military Unit 4-7, finds that she may not be as human as she first thought.Battling rogue vampires, mutated creatures and her own past, Love works to unravel the mysteries behind the secretive Helsing unit, and tries to become the bridge between humans and vampires in a world filled with d…
Breaker: From A Nobody To A Villainess
by dancematdan
The ordinary world is not what it seems.Many strange events unfold in the background but go unnoticed by the masses or are covered up.A supernatural world exists along with the natural world which can only be seen by those called Balancers.Spirits and Evil Spirits exist along with Balancers who possess unique powers to see and fight them.Among the many ordinary humans, a girl undergoes a lot of suffering and experiences a prophetic vision.It grants her knowledge of the hidden world and of some f…
This Text Adventure Game is definitely poisonous
by Pentacolored Seven Characters
It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world.Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate…
Married to a Stranger who turned out to be a Billionaire
by Eaglewoman
SHE THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A MAN, HE TURNED OUT TO BE EVERYTHING!****After surviving a near-fatal accident, Annalyn Lorenzo uncovered a brutal truth-- her fiancé and stepsister planned it in an attempt to eliminate her.According to the conditions of her late father's will, she needed to be married before her next birthday to secure his company. Desperate to get the company, she made a bold move; she asked the mysterious man who saved her to marry her. Alexander Aidan Klein doesn't believe in love o…
MARRIED TO A STRANGER
by jikanyotomare
“Aku rasa, kita tidak bisa melakukan ‘itu’ dulu, karena kau masih dalam tahap pemulihan…” Hailee menjawab ragu- ragu, berusaha mencari alasan yang masuk akal untuk situasinya sekarang. “Bulsh*t,” Ramon merutuk dan turun dari tempat tidur mereka yang luar biasa mewah. Dengan langkah tidak sabar, pria itu menghampiri Hailee, seperti pemburu yang akan menangkap buruannya. “Aku akan buktikan kalau aku baik- baik saja. Lebih dari baik.” Dia menegaskan kata terakhirnya sambil tersenyum penuh arti. “…”…
Text Game: It All Began when a Cat-eared Girl Took Me In
by Fox In The Box
Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn".But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game.Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!]And what the hell is this?Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag.It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of …
Mated To A Vampire
by DIVINE
LONELINESS...... HATRED...... REVENGE..... those were the emotions Axel felt when he lost his mate to the cold hands of the Vampire King. His best friend and moon goddess, Selena takes pity on him and decides to assign him a new mate,one who matched his charisma and character. Unfortunately for our Alpha Lord, the only lady who fits this trait is Sydney, the only daughter of the Vampire King. Axel was never going to accept her. How could he accept the daughter of his worst enemy as his ma…
To Be or Not To Be A Family
by DaoistxYTRJ0
[NOTICE: SILVER WINNER OF WRITING PROMPT CONTEST 235 - FEMALE LEAD - FAMILY] Ashma never knew her father. Her mother and maternal granddad are the only family she knows. She hates her father as he left her mother after she became pregnant out of wedlock. But her mother made sure that she grows up into an independent woman. She is a world-renowned fashion designer. Suddenly she gets news of another family of her fathers as her half-sister seeks her out. Everyone in the new family loves her except…
To Love a Monster
by Garessta
He is a dark abyss—it should not be so tempting to fall in.***To be a Lock is to be a conductor between ordinary and abnormal, between reason and insanity. It is to be a keyhole that lets one peek into the Great Beyond, and a part of the door that opens the world. It is to be sought, and hunted, and seduced by all who crave power.The magic is unnatural to this world, yet humans still fly towards arcane knowledge like moths towards a flame. Creatures of nightmares prowl just beyond the veil that …
A Royal Pain In The Texts
by Crystal
What are the odds that you are dared to send a random text to a stranger? And, what are the odds that the stranger happens to be someone you would never have imagined in your wildest fantasies?Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this; the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings are some…
The Demon In Guise: Send Me Those Souls
by Ella_Dominic23
**For Every Princess dreams of a prince charming who will sweep her off her feet. It was different for Azrael. It was a nightmare.**Having been married seven times, Azrael lost her husbands on the night of her weddings. Nobody knows how or why the young men died. It becomes a mystery and the king, her father keeps it a secret.When she clocks twenty, the king decides to arrange a ball that can bring all the princes of the world to his court. Then, he would choose a groom for his daughter.Azrael i…
PROMISE (a way to find a love)
by mrlyn
"Aku tidak akan meninggalkan mu." Aku janji pada adikku, tapi aku tidak menepatinya. Ketika seorang William Alexander, pria sempurna yang memiliki sebuah rahasia besar dimasa lalu, seorang anak adopsi yang meninggalkan adiknya untuk menggantikan posisi seorang pewaris kerajaan bisnis yang memiliki kebutuhan khusus.William harus menepati janjinya untuk setia dan menuruti apapun permintaan dari ayah angkatnya Jackson Alexander, pengusaha kaya yang ambisius dan berhati dingin agar Jackson mempertem…
After Rebirth, I Send My Independent Woman Niece to Hell
by WildfireWanderer
My sister-in-law tried her best to raise my niece as an "independent woman". She never had any physical contact with my niece and never cared about her. She claimed, "I'm doing this for her own good!" "When she grows up to be an independent woman, a bunch of men will be fighting over her!" As an elementary school teacher, I advised my sister-in-law to care more about my niece, which would be beneficial for her mental and physical health. As a result, my niece grew up healthy. Later, my niece's s…